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Investment advice I plan on following
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The RIGHT investment!

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,
you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

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Haha! That was a build-up and pun worthy of Pearls Before Swine!

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